We're the Only Ones Girls Gone Wild Enough

A Portland police officer accused of making dozens of harassing phone calls made his first appearance in court Monday.

Prosecutors claim Joseph E. Wild, 28, made the phone calls to more than one woman, but they won’t say how many women were involved. [More]

I just Googled "phone sex chat" just to find a slogan I could adapt for this story, but prudently decided against clicking on any of the links. Suffice it to say if you're an "Only One," you can "reach out and touch someone" and all you have to do is "let your fingers do the walking."

[Via Jeffersonian]