Monday, July 06, 2009

When Assault Nouns are Outlawed...

...only outlaws will use assault nouns. [More]

It will also make headlines like this significantly less attention-grabbing.

I'm surprised no one claimed 90% of the alcohol and eye drops used to murder Mexican wrestling midgets comes from U.S. sources...

3 comments:

  1. Orwellian Newspeak cannot be very far away now, I suspect.

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  2. Snow White and the 7 ??????s. Fill in the blank with a noun/adjective that can in no way be considered by anyone as demeaning or offensive.

    For the record, I'm not sure I want to be referred to as "white" any longer. I might not be offended if I were said to be an off white/tanish, Welsh, Scottish, German, Sorta French, Indigenous American, Southern Confederate, Texian.

    My Gawd! Some people wake up in the morning looking to be offended.

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  3. Gee. I am pleasantly pink with brown polka dots. I have never been "white".

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