Friday, August 21, 2009

We're the Only Ones "Is This Some Kind of Bust?" Enough

An embarrassed Sheriff Gary Painter fired one Midland County deputy and suspended three others without pay after a scantily dressed waitress holding a rifle posed for photographs on the hood of a patrol vehicle. [More]
Now hold the damn phone here a second--the "Only Ones" magical "patrol rifle" juju is so powerful that one given to a ("Twin Peaks"!) pseudo-Hooters gal by DUI-eligible boobs with badges is a mere "rifle", but if you or I have one while we're stone cold sober it would instantly become a "semiautomatic mass killing machine"...?

[Via Matt S]

3 comments:

  1. The sheriff _should_ have fired all 5 of the deputies; the photo should have been considered irrelevant to the issue. They should have been fired for drinking while in uniform and using the county's car for transportation.

    The waitress was probably stone cold sober and therefore the only one in the group with any business holding the rifle.

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  2. Still, considering all the possible cop activities, at least this one doesn't seem to have left a trail of dead bodies.

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  3. It was like some kind of Maniac Cop..............

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