Security on the George Washington Bridge has been sound lately - sound asleep. [More]Say, that's some security! Especially since the likelihood of the bridge being the target of a terrorist attack was deemed serious enough to warrant fortification.
And yeah, I know these sleeper agents aren't TRUE "Only Ones," like these guys...
Our alert and professional staff are here to serve you! Never had men who were fit, sleep on guard duty, when I was in the Army. The fat ones did, though, all the time. Sent them back home to Mom and Dad. They were always astonished that they could be "fired". When I told them that in time of war, they could get the firing squad for the same offence, they couldn't believe that either. In civilian life, they just get fired. If they fell asleep and didn't prevent, or at least give a warning of an attack, I guess under this administration, they would probably get the Medal of Freedom. Maybe Odumba can insert himself into this one, and a few beers too.
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