We're the Only Ones Shocking Enough

A Volusia County, Fla., deputy is the subject of an internal investigation for allegedly using his Taser gun on a friend for fun. [More]

Because their superior judgment and knowledge of watt's up, volt's happening and current practices, combined with such ample ability, is why they're "Only Ones" and we're not.

And I do apologize.

[Via retrotruckman]