oh man, we should actually do up a satire website.
"gun crime is up 89%! ban guns in the UK!"
"did you know that if guns were banned, gun crime would go down, and the new age will dawn? chavs would turn to gardening and poetry. dangerous street drugs would transubstantiate into delicious chocolates. everyone would brush their teeth!"
Naw, just make the guns super-dooper triple illegal, that'll solve the problem, allright.
ReplyDeleteSure, it worked for alchohol. That's why Prohibition was such a success.
ReplyDeleteThe jihadis who are taking over those islands will have no prohibition against guns.
ReplyDeleteoh man, we should actually do up a satire website.
ReplyDelete"gun crime is up 89%! ban guns in the UK!"
"did you know that if guns were banned, gun crime would go down, and the new age will dawn? chavs would turn to gardening and poetry. dangerous street drugs would transubstantiate into delicious chocolates. everyone would brush their teeth!"