Monday, December 07, 2009

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Sarah Brady Paradise...

The main reason toy guns should be considered dangerous:
'If we are called out you will probably get an MP5 put into your face, unless we can tell it is an imitation firearm.'
Great attitude. It really shows us who's in charge. And where the danger comes from.

So: Assuming all shipments would be funneled through their government, would you send a gun to defend a British home?
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6 comments:

  1. straightarrow12/07/2009 1:13 PM

    You're kidding right?

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  2. jon12/07/2009 3:14 PM

    this just in: the association rapists across america (trademark, patents pending) held a press release at the national press club this morning on the importance of proper dress for young women who will be vacationing in warmer and sunnier climates this holiday season, who presumably do not want to get raped.

    the association shared a number of slides highlighting the latest in extreme cold weather attire, including last month's northern european seal fur designs to demonstrate their prowess on the subject of avoiding rape.

    rapists secretary f. chester cowlings stressed the importance of not accessorizing with ski poles, survival gear, knives or sidearms, focusing instead on the latest parenting craze over personal GPS locators, including a brief overview of the technical whitepapers the association keeps on comparisons between battery life and the length of time it takes a 100-pound human body to lose its life-sustaining core temperature.

    he also notes, "don't go to england."

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  3. Kent McManigal12/07/2009 3:41 PM

    Cops are a danger to civilization, not just to children with toys.

    Stupid Bergermeister Meisterberger.

    I would send a gun to defend a British home, but only through "illegal" channels.

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  4. Kevin Wilmeth12/07/2009 4:48 PM

    Why bother sending anything when it sounds like there's a plentiful supply of MP5s for the taking already?

    Sure, they may be perfectly willing to light you up if you're not "compliant" enough, but from the look of the Only Ones files, outwitting them seems to pose no special hazard. And since you'll wind up staring at one of those MP5s some day anyway, why on earth wouldn't you? For your own protection?

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  5. Anonymous12/07/2009 10:04 PM

    Does the phrase "never again" mean anything to you?

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  6. Mack12/08/2009 2:38 PM

    I grew up using a Mattel Tommy Gun.

    See here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqd5EQXD-g

    Now, imagine an American toy company selling such a product today.

    For so many reasons, life was better in the 1960s.

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