We're the Only Ones God-Like Enough

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, "I am god, I’m in charge." The agent was arrested. [More]

Well, it's not like they don't, as a whole, insist on being be treated like they are.

Not just "Only Ones"--TSA "Only Ones"...

We all saw what happened to Michael Yon, right?

We know the only thing that saved everyone from the crotch bomber was the passengers? That TSA totally, as Obama put it, "blew it"? Just like with the airport worker's bag that cause such panic? Or the honey?

Hey, at least the video cameras were on when one of the "gods" let a man walk under the rope barrier and into the terminal without passing through security. Or were they?

Then there's the old vaudeville joke "Does your dog smell?"

Meanwhile, our overlords are telling us it's because a nomination is being held up. I mean, why shouldn't someone who abuses confidential databases for his own personal use--and then lies to Congress about it-- be in charge of the nation's air security?

We know what the solution is, don't we?

Disarm you and me, of course, silly.

So our gods can get back to the serious business of partying with drugs and securing the one thing they treat with attention--their place in the collective...

And oh, looky here: We're going to be shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on...with our lives.

[Via FFFW]