Thursday, March 18, 2010

A True "Assault Weapon"

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. [More]
Stand back! That thing could go off!

Good grief.

6 comments:

  1. For a split-second, I'd read that the assaulter "has been fired".

    That would make too much sense.

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  2. that's just my patrol sausage, ma'am.

    i mean this is the protocol, is it not?

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  3. On the other hand, it's more difficult than I'd realized to fire a self-employed person. -.-

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  4. If he could wield that "weapon" as a club, one would think he'd be employed in a poorly thought of video industry.

    Is that assault with a friendly weapon?

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  5. Have the Brady's called for penis registration yet?

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  6. David - you really should be commended for your restraint on this one.

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