A veteran Apopka police officer is in danger of losing her job after she was accused of firing a gun at her new husband during an argument Sunday. [More]In danger of losing her job...?
Can you imagine what would happen if a non-"Only One" acted like a drunken, pill-popping, suicide-threatening psycho bi***? With a prior on her record for the same type sh**?
Gee, I wonder why sweetie-cakes here has been married three times?
Yeah, right, per Pagina Helmke et al., this demon hag loser from hell can automatically be trusted seen in public with a gun by virtue of her costume, but you and I can't be.
[Via Ed M, who also gave me the title idea]
Oh come on now...
ReplyDeleteWe have to give those in Law Imposement the benefit of the doubt. You weren't there, were you? Do you know all the facts? Law Imposement Officers have a tough enough job to do without being second-guessed by mere "civilians" like you. She probably had to make a split second, life and death decision! If she was intoxicated/suicidal/homocidal at the time you can rest assured that is most likely what the situation called for! Professionals know these things!
Of course mere peasants like you and me would be charged with a crime...silly.
Besides, She's the one who bears the Magic Shield. She's Law Imposement. She can't be wrong!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
ReplyDelete(Hey, it's on the brain this morning. :-)
I used to live there.... pretty country bumpkin-ish place.
ReplyDelete"Drunken, pill-popping, suicide-threatening, psycho-bitch, demon-hag-loser from hell."
ReplyDeleteI've got to hand it to you, David, you are a silver-tongued devil.
And besides that, you just described my ex-wife to a T!
(Richard Crenna, strapped to a box spring and being electrocuted by Iraqi torture squad) Groans a little. Iraqi officer smiles at Crenna and says, " I see you are no stranger to pain!" Crenna looks back in defiance and says,"Hey, I've been married. Twice!". - Hot Shots, Part Duex.
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