We're the Only Ones Crack Law Enforcement Team Members Enough

She admitted to authorities, the affidavit states, that she had been smoking crack four to six times a week for about a year, and that she and another person who lives with her occasionally drove to Milwaukee to buy crack. [More]

In Wisconsin.

Where there's no concealed carry.

Because you're just not as much of a crack shot as the "Only Ones."

Ain't that right, Tyler...?

[Via Steve T]