Friday, May 07, 2010

The Open Fly List

TSA Worker Arrested After Jokes, Fight About Size of Genitalia [More]
I certainly feel secure knowing these dedicated professionals are there to ensure my safety.

[Via lots of you]

2 comments:

  1. I don't know what I'm more disturbed about... That employees hired by TSA are incapable of self-control, or that they're starting to use scanners that can show genitalia.

    I'm sure any pedophiles that work for TSA will have the OPPPOSITE problem that guy with the small penis had when they get to "scan" children...

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  2. straightarrow5/07/2010 10:31 PM

    I fought him for his meanness
    because he dissed my penis

    'Twas at the 'port
    where he made sport
    of my woefully short
    but small around
    cause of wife's frown

    He has a thing for my thing
    I should have given him a ring
    but of course, he has a public
    from which to choose
    a size that fits his fancy
    for his mouth or pantsy.

    Uh Huh! These bastards would never do anything disrespectful to the public, you know those people they can get the cops to jail if they don't surrender their dignity to these assholes.

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