Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dire Need

Not bad, starting at $65K. Plus they start you right out with fantasies about that "Only Ones" attitude that separates "Us" from "Them."

Check out the "r" in "Dire." Is that a pistol motif à la "The Sopranos" logo?

What I'm not seeing is if this is actually an ad placed by the Bureau or if this is some matchbook training school--Regardless, somebody figured out they could make money appealing to a certain type of mentality.

UPDATE: Matchbook U. Not an offer of employment!  Financial assistance available if qualified!

6 comments:

  1. Facebook is lousy with these ads. The wording often makes it seem they were written by someone who doesn't speak english as a first language. Instead of saying become an FBI agent it's always "become FBI!" or "...become SWAT. Making 65k a year!"

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  2. It's Fibbie Man(TM)! Jet pack, scuba sled and arch-enemy Militia Man sold separately!

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  3. Interesting...those big jackboots and the three letters showing on the T-shirt seem appropriate, no?

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  4. Yeah Anon - especially in light of the knee pads.

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  5. All I see on the black shirt under the vest are the letters "LIC". Is that part of "LICK ME"?

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  6. Could stand for "LICense to Kill."

    Tactical black uniforms make a solid humanoid blob in the semi-dark. Not very tactical.

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