Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat [More]I hope they used gloves to retrieve it, and that they're not going to restock it on the shelves.
Why am I reminded that Shar Peis should be frequently bathed lest the bacteria that collects in the folds of their skin begins to fester and smell?
Class, thy name is Ailene.
You too, Shmeco (not to be confused with Groucho, Harpo and Chico...?)
Mr. Godfrey? Your cue:
I get dizzy
I get numb-o
when I'm dancing with my jum-jum-jumbo..
Oh no!! Porno pat downs at department stores now?
ReplyDeleteReally, I wonder how they got caught. Maybe cameras in the fitting rooms.
I'm so glad I shop on line.
Don't forget you're a lady!
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