Frequent shoppers and hotel guests, and sports season ticket holders! Save time with the PatriotPass(TM)! This stylish, lightweight ankle bracelet complements any wardrobe and is the convenient way to breeze through your Homeland Security FAST checkpoint screening. Be the envy of your cadre as your PatriotPass(TM) instantly uploads your biometrics and vital signs, allowing you to bypass those impersonal facial expression analysis scanners and voice stress analyzers. Be sure to ask your doctor or block commissar about our ultra-comfortable injectable version, coming soon!
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Frequent shoppers and hotel guests, and sports season ticket holders! Save time with the PatriotPass(TM)! This stylish, lightweight ankle bracelet complements any wardrobe and is the convenient way to breeze through your Homeland Security FAST checkpoint screening. Be the envy of your cadre as your PatriotPass(TM) instantly uploads your biometrics and vital signs, allowing you to bypass those impersonal facial expression analysis scanners and voice stress analyzers.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to ask your doctor or block commissar about our ultra-comfortable injectable version, coming soon!