Thursday, December 23, 2010

They Don't Even Pretend Any More...

...to actually report, as opposed to giving the antis an exclusive forum. [Read]

I've thought of a new joke:

What's the difference between an "Authorized Journalist" and a domestic enemy?

I'm having trouble coming up with a humorous punch line.

6 comments:

  1. What's the difference between an "Authorized Journalist" and a domestic enemy? A: One ounce of lead. There, fixed it for you.

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  2. "The spelling"??

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  3. Anonymous beat me to it.

    Ok, then. How about:

    A press ID.
    An AJ requires no blogger license.
    AJs buy ink by the barrel. We know true political power grows out of a different kind of barrel.


    Found this:

    If you threw a reporter and a politician off a cliff at the same time, who would hit bottom first?
    1. The politician, because
    the reporter would get lost on the way.
    2. Who cares?

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  4. I've yet to meet a 'legal' gun owner who would trade his tools for drugs. Please slap this moron, hard.

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  5. What's the difference? "Authorized Journalists" want someone else to do the shooting.

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