"When I was face down ... my legs were held and I felt a sharp jabbing pain into my rectum," Johnson testified. [More]And remember--if you lift a finger.
You just lift your legs.
Funny thing about health Nazi "Furious Mike": He wants to ban smoking, trans fat, salt, guns...
Funny how power junkies stay addicted to something that's so demonstrably bad for everybody else's health...
David,
ReplyDeleteYou missed an opportunity in the only ones title.
How about "We're the only ones rectum-fying the situation enough".
Must of not had your full cup of coffee this morning to miss that one.