Can This Democrat Be Trusted?

Party-Switching Congressman Faces GOP Distrust in Alabama [More]

Absolutely not. If he was worth a damn, we'd know exactly where he stands.

GOA lists him as "NR," too.

Of course, the title assumes we can trust Republicans...

We're the Only Ones Totally Devastated Enough

This one decision, and others in the past, have totally devastated both mentally and financially the honorable men and women who have dedicated their lives to work here. [More]

Over a 5% pay cut and reduction in dental benefits, you see...we're that fragile. Hey, you don't expect us government workers to make personal adjustments for what the government has done to the private sector, do you?

But we'll get you, my pretty:

Have fun in your nice Lompoc parks. I just pray that while you’re there, one of our local scumbags doesn’t ruin your day by committing a crime against you or your family.

Because good luck being "permitted" to have the means of defense in Lompoc. That's something reserved for us "Only Ones." Defy us on that and you just might find yourself praying you'd encountered a "local scumbag" instead...and yes, we would take you down in front of your family.

Not that Mitt Baldwin here would guarantee your safety if you gave him everything he's demanding, mind you...

[Via Steven L]

We're the "Only Ones" On Solid Legal Footing Enough

An Amtrak police officer has sued the national rail corporation, claiming it's liable for an incident in which a woman was able to grab his gun and shoot him in the foot. [More]

Because they wouldn't buy him a new holster.

All aboard...the gravy train.

Next stop, "Onlyoneville"...

[Via Michael R]

We're the Only Ones "Yahoo, Mountain Dew!" Enough

Student: ‘Beating So Bad Thought I Was Going To Die’ [More]

Because that bottle of Mountain Dew in his coat could have been a gun, and if we allowed that, why, we wouldn't be "Only Ones," now would we?

Besides, if we let him get away with this, why, people might start possessing stuff like, I don't know, candy, and then where would we be?

Hey, we worked that kid over real good though, didn't we...?

[Via FFFW and Texas Shooter]

We're the Only Ones "Sweet Happens" Enough

"Sweet happens," a police source glibly said of the boondoggle. [More]

Ha ha. They had candy. We assaulted them and threw them in our dungeon filled with scary miscreants. For almost a week. But we're glib. About our "boondoggle."

That's because the arrogant son of a bitch who joked about it knows he and his fellow Furious Mike "Only Ones" can commit any violation on a citizen they feel like and their anonymity will be protected.

Just like we don't know the names of the incompetent thugs who kidnapped and took two citizens who committed no crime hostage. In what universe is that not an act of domestic terrorism? But these are extra special terrorists--they're part of Liberty-Lynchin' Patrick's "Lift a finger and die" squad.

Everybody understands why these goons and their political masters want to keep us disarmed, right?

[Via John H]

This Day in History: January 23

Your want of Whiskey I cannot remedy, we are in the same situation here, and nothing effectual can be done, until the arrival of the Committee of Congress, whom we expect every day. [More]

What are Costs of SHOT Show Sting?

Hey, it gets Lanny Breuer's name in the papers, it must be worth every dime. No? [More]

Today's second Gun Rights Examiner column performs a cost/benefit analysis.

It costs us, it benefits Lanny.

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Eric Holder Seeks to Dismiss Gun Rights for Montanans--and Us All

"The first import of this response is that the legal game is now on." [More]

Today's Gun Rights Examiner column notes the game is on. Except it isn't a game.

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