"Moron has been arrested nine times in Colorado since 2000, according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records. The charges included larceny, burglary, domestic violence and assault."
Sounds like he could be on the way to establishing a long criminal record. Typically, this would put him about one-fifth of the way to what's considered "long" these days. He's not even average for violent criminals that make the news.
"Moron has been arrested nine times in Colorado since 2000, according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records. The charges included larceny, burglary, domestic violence and assault."
ReplyDeleteSounds like he could be on the way to establishing a long criminal record. Typically, this would put him about one-fifth of the way to what's considered "long" these days. He's not even average for violent criminals that make the news.
Moron as a last name, and a character reference, all in the same person! Now, that right there's funny!
ReplyDeleteOf course, if the cops are looking only for the character reference, they need look no farther than their own ranks.
I'd sure like to have a talk with that wife. I hope she has more to defend herself with than a rat tailed comb.
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