Monday, February 14, 2011

Meanwhile, Over in Furious Mike Paradise...

Gelman is accused of stabbing three people to death...[More]
Are they sure they don't mean "spate" instead of "spree"?

The main thing to take away from this story: Furious Mike, Paul Helmke, Josh Horwitz, Josh Sugarmann, Carolyn McCarthy, Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein, Frank Lautenberg, every member of the Congressional Progressive and Black Caucuses, et al., would all rather see you and your loved ones brutally, terrifyingly and agonizingly stabbed to death by a maniac than armed.

They really would.

[Via several of you]

3 comments:

  1. Ok, that's it. All the "assault" knives and cars have to be banned. New York City will just have to make do with chopsticks and rickshaws from now on.

    No, make that fingers and feet.

    Wait! Bubble wrap for everyone?

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  2. "The main thing to take away from this story: Furious Mike, Paul Helmke, Josh Horwitz, Josh Sugarmann, Carolyn McCarthy, Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein, Frank Lautenberg, every member of the Congressional Progressive and Black Caucuses, et al., would all rather see you and your loved ones brutally, terrifyingly and agonizingly stabbed to death by a maniac than armed.

    They really would."

    That is true.

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  3. No David,

    They would have preferred that Gelman had used a gun, any gun, than a knife.

    Gelman's choice makes it difficult to exploit.

    Who promotes 'knife control' in the states?

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