During his interview with Union Township police, McDonough said he had pulled his zipper down "in an attempt to determine who would advise him that his zipper was down," according to a court affidavit. [More]Hmmm...sounds plausible.
That reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who told the emergency room doctor his robe accidentally slipped open while he was doing housework using the canister vacuum suction tool and...
David, I have one better.
ReplyDeleteWe had a patient in the OR that had an apple stuck up his rectum.
His story was that he was walking across his kitchen floor and slipped, landing supine on his kitchen table, and that bowl of fruit had an apple in it...
I think you can figure out the rest of his story, all of which was bullshit.
I 'm not even going to get into the "Old Spice Bottle" story.