Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Project Bunwalker

Taxpayers foot bill for Justice Department’s $16 muffins [More]
What, no churros?

2 comments:

  1. Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
    Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)
    George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
    Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
    Bruce Fowler (trombone)
    Tom Fowler (bass)
    Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
    Terry Bozzio (drums)

    The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
    research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
    intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing his scapular aside,
    proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt.

    He turns to us and speaks:
    “Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!”

    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
    anointment utensil, he poots forth a quarter-ounce, green rosette. (Mmm . . . let’s try that again.) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    near the summit of a dense, but radiant muffin of his own design.

    Later he says:
    “Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
    there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God’s gray
    earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!”

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around till you found
    That he didn't know nuthin’

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he only was a puffin’
    No cries is heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin’

    Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are.

    More complete lyrics version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQmZe_AVvZg

    A live performance version.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90

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  2. I too and a devoted Frank Zappa laboratory assistant, having been asociated with the Muffin Research laboratory for 40+ years.
    Nice work !

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