You cop haters just don't understand. Those brave policemen just had to get that door open. They just had to see the man with their own eyes. They JUST HAD to get his name for their report. Won't somebody please think about the poor report, how could it go without having that man's name on it? He was behind a locked door, that make our brave heroes fear for their safety. Don't you cop haters care about officer safety!!! Officer Safety!!!!! He must have been on PCP, acid, ecstasy, meth and pot all at once to shake off 5 blasts from a taser. Do I have to say it again? Officer safety!!!! Quit Resisting!!!!
This message was brought to you by your local Cop union, our next meeting will be down at Leon's BBQ and Doughnut Shack.
I know, dang cop haters. This happens, like, once a year. You hear about carpenters and electricians kicking down doors and shooting non-violent, non-threatening people all the time. The cop-haters need to realize that. You cop-haters will never understand what it's like to wear the huge badge of responsibility.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth writing that last ironic line.
You cop haters just don't understand. Those brave policemen just had to get that door open. They just had to see the man with their own eyes. They JUST HAD to get his name for their report. Won't somebody please think about the poor report, how could it go without having that man's name on it? He was behind a locked door, that make our brave heroes fear for their safety. Don't you cop haters care about officer safety!!! Officer Safety!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe must have been on PCP, acid, ecstasy, meth and pot all at once to shake off 5 blasts from a taser. Do I have to say it again? Officer safety!!!! Quit Resisting!!!!
This message was brought to you by your local Cop union, our next meeting will be down at Leon's BBQ and Doughnut Shack.
I know, dang cop haters. This happens, like, once a year. You hear about carpenters and electricians kicking down doors and shooting non-violent, non-threatening people all the time. The cop-haters need to realize that. You cop-haters will never understand what it's like to wear the huge badge of responsibility.
ReplyDeleteI think I just threw up a little in my mouth writing that last ironic line.