Bake sales, the calorie-laden standby cash-strapped classrooms, PTAs and booster clubs rely on, will be outlawed from public schools as of Aug. 1 as part of new no-nonsense nutrition standards, forcing fundraisers back to the blackboard to cook up alternative ways to raise money for kids. [More]Oh, wise permission givers--save us from our choices and ourselves!
Why would you trust someone with a gun if you don't even trust them with a cupcake? And do you get the feeling Dr. Lauren Smith and State Sen. Susan Fargo would like nothing better than to put us all on a strict regimen of Timothy hay and kibble?
Hmmm.... maybe they could dress their daughters like those toddler-strumpets on the TV shows and have them shake their booties outside the local strip club; supporters could throw money at them. And to be inclusive, they could dress a few of the little boys like girls.
ReplyDeleteThese idiots should be lined up against a wall and given a huge dose of Ex-lax.
YOU thought I was gonna say something else, eh?