The cast iron frying pan has been the weapon of choice for homemakers for well over 150 years and is protected by the 2nd Amendment.
Homicide by Fryin' pan is so deeply ingrained into the American psyche that most fryin' pan deaths are ignored by rural Justices of the Peace, prosecutors, and medical examiners.
Sadly, now that one has hit the damnyankee newspapers, some bleeding heart easterner will want to ban 'em, register 'em, and microstamp 'em just in case somebody chokes on a pancake.
The cast iron frying pan has been the weapon of choice for homemakers for well over 150 years and is protected by the 2nd Amendment.
ReplyDeleteHomicide by Fryin' pan is so deeply ingrained into the American psyche that most fryin' pan deaths are ignored by rural Justices of the Peace, prosecutors, and medical examiners.
Sadly, now that one has hit the damnyankee newspapers, some bleeding heart easterner will want to ban 'em, register 'em, and microstamp 'em just in case somebody chokes on a pancake.
Damn! What's this world comin' to?
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