Kung Fu Nuns

I guess CERN is in the enviable position of being a research center with too much money. [Read] 

When I saw this story, my first reaction was that line from "The Dirty Dozen" when Donald Sutherland's character, Pinkney, was impersonating a general reviewing troops:

"Very pretty.  But, can they fight?"

No offense, but I wouldn't want to rely on what I see here in a real encounter.