We're the Only Ones Eulogized Enough

In 2009, Briston was also arrested for allegedly assaulting his ex-girlfriend, but a judge dismissed the charges on the condition that there was not enough evidence.

Briston was also fired from his job as police chief in 2003 after being convicted of stealing more than $5,000. [More]

As we gather here in remembrance we can be grateful that he set such a wonderful example of why he was more trustworthy than the rest of us...

[Via William T]