"Your Privacy is Our Promise"

That way, when you open your indignant yap about gun control for the masses, no one will ever know what a bloody hypocrite you are... [Read]

Besides, out of the millions who buy tickets to whatever it is you do, losing a few now and then won't even register on the bottom line.

And us?  We'd just as soon anyone unbalanced enough to idolize walking stage props stay unarmed--it makes our job so much safer.

[Via Kid Sis]