"Authorized Journalists" discover the horrors of bump firing. [More]
These poor little lambs will wet themselves when they find out what you can do with duct tape and shoelaces!
For some reason, the alternate headline "Strap-Ons Let A. Breed and Adam Geller Function Like Men" comes to mind...
UPDATE: Kurt weighs in.
Duct tape, shoe laces, paper clips, and paper matches are all "machine guns" if I remember my ATF lore correctly.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, a 16" AR-15 is a short-barreled rifle if the ATF uses a milling machine to make flat spots, and then 4-foot Stillson pipe wrench to snap the welds on the muzzle brake.
You know, I think it's time we started arguing FOR machine guns in private hands again. We're winning now, so why not give them something else to fight?