Wednesday, March 13, 2013

I Don't Want to Be on Any Lists

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We know all about your colonoscopy results, too. And all your prescriptions. And where you've been on the internet and what you watched on satellite/cable. And what you bought at that "novelty" shop, and the bookstore, and ... don't get us started on "social media."

And, of course,  every gun you've ever purchased through an FFL, and if you have any carry permits...

Hell, we can probably tell you things about your old beater that'll never make it onto the CarFax-- including how much of a discount you'll get next time at participating gas stations for supermarket "loyalty" points ... say, you could cut down on the fatty foods, sugar, salt and glutens there (yeah, we know what you had for breakfast, too).

We will control the horizontal, we will control the vertical...

It's all about securing the Blessings of Liberty, wouldn't you know?

Bottoms up!

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Ha! "Screen name"! That's almost funny.

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