Monday, March 25, 2013

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

Triangle-shaped flapjacks have been banned from an Essex school on safety grounds. [More]
When triangle-shaped flapjacks are outlawed...

For some reason I feel compelled to add this link...

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5 comments:

  1. Crotalus3/25/2013 1:19 PM

    Shiva facepalm: when something is so blatantly stupid, the facepalm requires the six hands of Shiva.

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  2. Anonymous3/25/2013 7:49 PM

    So they go from three points to four. Good Lord...

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  3. Kevin Wilmeth3/26/2013 12:17 AM

    I'm with Joel Simon on things like this. In a world with people that absurd, what the hell use is satire any more? The fine folks at The Onion simply must be tempted just to hang it up...

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  4. Motor-T3/26/2013 5:23 PM

    Didn't anybody notice that a square or rectangle has 4 corners verses the 3 corners on the triangle?
    Wouldn't that make the triangle flapjack "safer."

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  5. Crotalus3/27/2013 3:11 PM

    I figure that the square flapjack is safer because the corners are a broad 90 degrees as opposed to the sharper 60 degree point on the triangle. But really? why not just pour the batter on the griddle and make 'em round? who makes cornered flapjacks, anyway?

    Ninja flapjacks. Who'd a thunk it?

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