We're the Only Ones Young at Heart Enough

A Waltham police officer and kiddie party entertainer busted for browsing hardcore child pornography has been ordered to live with his parents 24 hours a day and will be subject to re-arrest if he so much as sneaks a peek at the Internet. [More]

Honest to God, I did not set out to make today's theme a special focus on bizarre "Only Ones" -- but good grief! You can't make stuff like this up.

Make it stop!

Thank goodness he's been on "paid administrative leave," though. Nothing but the best for our "community heroes."

[Via Florida Guy]