LMAO!!!! This reads like some SNL skit! “The can of chili beans is considered a dangerous weapon when thrown from close range,” the complaint said. “It’s a crap shoot,” with a jury trial? No F-ing way!!!!
So he can never buy chili beans again? Prohibited person?
I have lock up all of our cans of beans, just to be safe. I would hate for one of the grandkids to get a hold of one and hurt someone. We can't be too careful, It for the children and all.
My local grocery store keeps the canned beans out in the open on shelves, where children can see the canned beans and anyone can grab the canned beans! Will no one stop this potential violence? I propose starting an organization called CSCBV - the Coalition to Stop Canned Bean Violence, to advocate the banning of assault canned beans before this type of violence happens in your family. Studies have shown that homes with canned beans have a higher percentage of canned bean violence.
LMAO!!!! This reads like some SNL skit! “The can of chili beans is considered a dangerous weapon when thrown from close range,” the complaint said. “It’s a crap shoot,” with a jury trial? No F-ing way!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo he can never buy chili beans again? Prohibited person?
ReplyDeleteI have lock up all of our cans of beans, just to be safe. I would hate for one of the grandkids to get a hold of one and hurt someone. We can't be too careful, It for the children and all.
"There is no such thing as a 'good guy with a can of beans. If a person has a can of beans, then s/he can't be good."
ReplyDeletePut that in your crockpot and smoke it. ;)
My local grocery store keeps the canned beans out in the open on shelves, where children can see the canned beans and anyone can grab the canned beans!
ReplyDeleteWill no one stop this potential violence? I propose starting an organization called CSCBV - the Coalition to Stop Canned Bean Violence, to advocate the banning of assault canned beans before this type of violence happens in your family. Studies have shown that homes with canned beans have a higher percentage of canned bean violence.
"Prohibited person". Sounds suspiciously like "unperson".
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