We're the Only Ones with Special Needs Enough

The Winchester (Va.) Police Department is taking a close look at its officers' weapons holsters after an officer's gun accidentally went off in a special needs school bus. [More]

That's an Only Ones Trifecta. The "Authorized Journalist" managed to blame the holster, gun and the student!

And this "the gun went off" version has comedy gold:

"Our officer is specifically trained in crisis intervention team training and is able to deescalate situations like this."

I needed a laugh this afternoon.

[Via bondmen]