A Common-Sense Approach

"It's basically a common-sense approach. Businesses have these buttons all over the place," said Mario Civera, a county council member in Delaware County, Pa., which is installing panic buttons in its 237 schools. [More]

You keep telling yourself that, Mario. because the con is working:

Principal Julie King says parents have thanked her for the new security system, saying it gives them peace of mind.

And here's a testimonial to prove it.

We also obviously need some "common-sense gun laws."

Say, as long as we're on the subject and you have the budget for this sort of thing, have you guys considered bulletproof whiteboards...?

What a "progressive"-sounding name. Nice gig you got yourself there, James Orvis.