We're the Only Ones Young at Heart Enough

• A former Akron police detective has pleaded guilty to five sex-related offenses involving juveniles.
• A Tennessee cop is accused of searching for pornographic images of underage girls on his patrol car computer.

Hey, one more and we'll have a "spate" of bad app ... uh ... rogue subsets.

And I think I may have found an answer for the Eternal Question: It all depends on the toy being promoted.