If Armed Guards Won't Work, What Will?

Don't worry, "National Correspondent" and noted armed security expert Matthew Cooper will save you! [More]

What? He's not an armed security expert?  He knows nothing about it, has never taken an advanced defensive gun use class in his life, let alone colored in a workbook, and is in fact ignorant and totally unqualified to render an opinion? Yet he poses as some sort of authority whose opinion deserves consideration? He's just another anti-gun "progressive" who doesn't know what he's talking about and would have no other solution in a mass shooting than to quiver under a desk with his subtantial hindquarters sticking out, while praying the stalking monster kills somebody else?

In a way though, I agree with him, and have from the start about NRA's "Only Ones" proposal. Not that Wayne came up with anything he hasn't been saying for years...