In the interests of supporting a woman's right to choose, here are your choices, ladies, at least as far as your unmentionables go:
This.
Or this.
Why not dress for success?
UPDATE:
The link I included goes to the "rape-proof underwear" story, the second link above.
And to, I trust, the surprise of no one . . .
ReplyDeleteYou can child-proof your guns or you can gun-proof your children. Only the latter works every time in every situation.
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