My Mother Lives in Hackensack

See, the reason the place is such a crime-infested $h!+hole has nothing to do with the fact that it's just another predictable example of the fruits of collectivism, at least according to Bergen County Prosecutor Molinelli, who rues the fact that his tentacles can't reach out to clutch you and me. [More]

We're probably responsible for the actions of another (former) Bergen County Prosecutor, too.  Assuming we're getting the full story.

But don't worry about Molinelli. He's immune.

And just the kind of guy I'd like to give up my guns to.