Two from WRSA

A just war:

The fifth criterion is “last resort.” Every REASONABLE alternative must have been tried first, before resorting to war. Have the “less than war” alternatives have been exhausted? Have they even been tried? Jumping to war without trying less-lethal alternatives first would be unjust. 

If they can do it...

A nation of Dorners:

And he did it all with less than two magazines of ammo.

I'll bet some people are hoping no one noticed that.