Alan to the Rescue!

The resolution calls for measures that includes expanding enforceable background checks for all commercial sales, improving the nation’s mental health system and making gun trafficking and straw purchasing — when a person buys a gun for someone who cannot purchase one for themselves — a federal crime. [More]

You know, registration, blanket dragnets and violating Question 11.a. on the 4473, the one with the clear warning:

I understand that answering “yes” to question 11.a. if I am not the actual buyer is a crime punishable as a felony under Federal law, and may also violate State and/or local law.

How heads-up of you to catch that, "Authorized Journalist/real reporter" Eric Bradley!

Oh...you didn't?

Ah well, no matter.  I'm sure my once-former city of residence will be safer for it, as these guys and these guys trip all over themselves trying to oblige us all.

UPDATE:  Oh, look--here's Alan trying to "express...sense."   A "0%" prognosis for even getting past committee, let alone passed? So what the hell are Alan and Eric doing stirring everybody up...?

Oh...right.