Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Attention Whistleblowers: Important Policy Announcement

In an effort to save the White House and its functionaries from further embarrassment, please note the following guidelines.

Only "authorized media contacts" may now speak out for the following departments ... if this pilot program works out, it will be extended across the board.

Violators will be prosecuted. And then some.

And no, we're still not going to authorize Kevin O'Reilly.  So there.

Thank you,

The most transparent administration in history

[Via Geordan]

2 comments:

  1. 'Transparent'???

    Hell! We can see right through them!

    III

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  2. I gotta ask; doesn't this work in our favor? After all David, you aren't an "authorized journalist" therefore there is nothing stopping whistleblowers from talking to you since you aren't a "reporter".

    Unless, of course, the hypocritical asshats want it both ways . . .

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