We're the Only Ones Following Proper Protocol Enough

A school’s spokesperson said the security officer followed the proper protocol to ensure everyone’s safety. [More]

No doubt he wanted to make it home at the end of his shift, and you never can tell about those second-graders.

Say, "real reporters," how come we know the name  of the kid and the name of his mother, but...

Is there any doubt that if you handcuffed your kids as a means of discipline, not only would you be subject to "child protective services"-ordered arrest and prosecution for felony child endangerment, but they could throw domestic violence charges at you as well, and make you a double-"prohibited person."  Not that I've ever heard of anyone stupid enough to do and defend something thisunwarranted and cowardly, besides Brave Officer School Safety (BOSS) and the nameless Public School Hireling (PSH).

[Via William T]