Wednesday, May 21, 2014

We're the Only Ones Hot and Venti Enough

I've heard they have "handcrafted beverages" and serve "non-dairy creamers," but this is ridiculous. [More]

Being an "Only One" and all, I wonder if he had one of those guns Starbucks asked the rest of us not to bring in.  When we have them, don't the antis call them "penis substitutes"?

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3 comments:

  1. Frederick H Watkins5/21/2014 10:36 AM

    I've often wondered what a police officer has to do to be suspended without pay. And he obviously left his "penis substitute" at home.

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  2. Mack5/21/2014 4:47 PM

    On the other Hand, Chipotle serves fresh meat. Just saying.

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  3. Anonymous5/21/2014 9:01 PM

    Watch out man! You'll put your eye out with that thing!

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