We're the Only Ones Training Enough

Here's a test for the teachers. Point your finger at them and say "Bang!" [More]

If that's not met with an armed response, or at least a beatdown,  proceed to Step Two: Ask them if they're teaching you the same response they use when confronted with armed suspects.

Don't forget to ask if there's a waiver form you need to sign, absolving them if their advice gets you killed, or if there's a reason why they feel they don't need one.