We Get Spam

And what goes better with "miracle in a can" than ketchup?

This one just struck me as very unique among the run-of-the-mill dead African financial minister bank transfer phishing scams, Paypal account suspensions, business proposals from total strangers with names like Kabiru Wahid, and opportunities to find -- if not love-- at least something approximating it that's every bit as likely to transmit virtual pathogens as the real world activity it's patterned on...

Maybe I'll invite Mr. Frankie Samora over for lunch.