How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Roland, wassup?

I thought after acting like a third-grader by hurling parting insults and running away from people you called "cowards," you were calling it quits...?

So how come you still keep including me on your Twitter replies?

Thing is, I'm beginning to understand why he finds it so important to confirm a "progressive" surgeon general without further delay. Joycelyn Elders was no doubt instrumental in helping a developing Roland come to grips with his destiny.