We're the Only Ones Anteing Up Enough

Our hand wins. We take the pot. [More]

Cards?

We ain't got no cards.

We don't need no cards.

I don't have to show you any stinkin' cards!"

You can thank our militarized anti-gambling special ops for not shooting you and keeping you from getting robbed by free-lancers down at the station.

Hey, we can't have these small-time private operations going on -- it upsets our anti-gun big business partners.

[Via Neil W]