We're the Only Ones Leaving Early Enough

I guess he was living up to his profession and his name. [More]

2:30 a.m., eh?

Let me guess -- by the time they caught up with him, he could claim any blood alcohol content happened after he got home, and had a few to settle his nerves? And any penalty for leaving the scene will be mitigated with paid time off?

[Via Neil W]