When "Authorized Journalists" and DOJ and then Obama Collide

OKEECHOBEE COUNTY ILLEGAL ALIEN PLEADS GUILTY TO ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF FIREARM [More]

Uh-oh... somebody used the "I" word.

So with its new narrative-controlling "standards" forbidding that term, how is AP able to accurately report a quote from an official federal agency?  Fortunately for them, when a story involving their administration heroes gets too conflicting for them in terms of whether they want the public to know, they just revert to their "Shhh ... don't tell anybody" default.

Any bets someone, U.S. Attorney Wilfredo A. Ferrer, for instance, gets his ass chewed and it gets passed down the chain in no uncertain terms that such "offensive" references are now verboten, and a kinder, gentler deception must be used?

Just in case anyone wants to pull a "Commissar Vanishes" revision on this, here's a screenshot of how the announcement appears at this writing:

"Real reporters" and "legitimate media": Is it any wonder we trust them  so?

UPDATE: Now that I've put them in a round room and told them to pee in the corner, let's see if they opt to just hold it: